It is time once again to prove that Real Johnson readers are the funniest people in the universe.
Think you've got what it takes to be crowned a Real Johnson Caption Master?
Submit a caption to this picture and, if you're the funniest. you'll be legally entitled to post this Caption Master badge to your own blog, to your facebook profile or, as one intrepid fan did, turned into a stencil and spray-painted onto the side of a local deli in the middle of the night.
And for old time sake, I'll even mail you a prize like I used to do back when I
So now there's only one thing left to ask...
What the heck is going on here?