However, it's Monday. You don't feel like working and I don't feel like writing an actual blog post and probably won't for a while, so here's some links to help you kill time until I come up with something awesome/hilarious to write here.
You're welcome.
- The argument for paying for sex. A Wall Street banker provides a candid account of why he's down with hookers. (via Buzzfeed)
- Admit it, the best thing about knowing someone got engaged is when they announce it in a super cheesy way you can secrety mock with your friends. In that vein, I present 50 Akward Engagement Photos (via Guyism)
- I know it's spring, but is your dink cold? If it is, have no fear, penis warmers have arrived on Etsy. (via Etsy)
- Roughly 40 of these aren't even mildly sexy, but hey, it's a list. Check out the 100 Sexiest Movie Posters of All Time (allegedly) (via Complex)
- Kelly Brook has a Tumblr account. Enough said.
- Like safe for work hipster porn, here's the Girls of Coachella (via Cool Material)
- Ladies, if you're wondering why that guy at the office always hits you, it turns out it's just because he's bored. (via Gizmodo)
- In unsurprising news, Carmello Anthony not only has a massive portrait of himself, but also, apparently, a wife named La La (via NY Post)
- So, the Trump family all carry guns. That's good to know. (via Gothamist)
- Check out the best in pervy album covers (NSFW) (via Peeperz)
- Looking to do some drinking in Toronto? Here's a list of the bars with the best beer selection in the city (via blogto)
- The Sin City sequel is happening and Mickey Rourke and Michael Madsen are on board. (via Gamma Squad)
- From the freaky-deaky files, check out this real-life (possibly photoshopped?) Barbie. Would you? (via Dailymail UK)
- In case you were looking for it, here's the world's coolest treehouse. (via Laughing Squid)
- "Could he be any more desperate?" For some reason, people keep trying to put Matthew Perry on TV. (via deadline.com)
- There's no Big Bang nerds here: The 10 Biggest Alpha Males in TV History (via unrealitymag)
- And finally, "Keep fucking that chicken." Because it's always funny when news anchors inadvertently talk dirty:
