Could you please unsubscribe me from your various mailing lists? I've attempted to use the "one-click unsubscribe" on numerous occasions but it doesn't seem to work.
I am not now, nor have I ever been, affiliated with any faction of the petfood industry.
The truth is, I'm quite fond of signing people up for obscure mailings (maternity catalogues, religious newsletters, etc) and a few years ago I happened upon "Petfood Industry Magazine" and thought it would be a good fit for the receptionist, Paras, at the place I was working at the time.
Let it be said that I thoroughly appreciated that publication's thoroughness. Their consistent ability to deliver Petfood Industry Magazine to Paras each month was part of what made the prank so delightful, however, I'm disappointed to learn that they seem to have shared my email address with third parties as I've since been inundated with all manner of petfood-related emails.
I've also long since left the employ of that particular office and, I'm fairly certain Paras has too, so; while these email reminders of my tom-foolery used to bring me a chuckle, I'm ready to move on. Furthermore, I've since discovered "Pig International" which, to me, is an even funnier publication to sign people up for and they don't seem to share my email address with solicitors.
If you could please remove me from all petfood-related email offers you oversee it would be greatly appreciated.