Monday, March 5, 2012

WINNER: The Real Johnson Caption Contest

Congratulations to the winner of the most recent, Caption Contest, Katrocket.

Katrocket, you are now entitled to proudly display the badge below on your own blog, as your facebook profile picture or even, as one particularly culinary fan once did, bake it into a cake. 

Katrocket may or may not have been given an unfair advantage because she not only plagiarized Tarantino, but also once wrote a guest post for this very blog.

What can I say? I'm weak.

Congratulations Katrocket. You are (once again) a Real Johnson Caption Master.

"Yolanda, I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now when you yell at
me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when
motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally get  shot."

By the way, if you have any interest in writing something for The Real Johnson, you totally should

[Original post after the jump]

It is time once again to prove that Real Johnson readers are the funniest
people in the blogosphere.

Think you've got what it takes to be crowned a Real Johnson Caption Master?

Submit a caption to this picture and, if you're the funniest. you'll be legally entitled to post this Caption Master badge to your own blog, to your facebook profile or, as one intrepid fan did, have the cool kid in your detention carve it into your desk with a switch-blade.

So now there's only one thing left to ask...

What the heck is going on here?

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