Congratulations to the winner of the most recent Caption Contest, BeckEye.
BeckEye, you are now entitled to proudly display the badge below on your own blog, as your facebook profile picture or even, as one incarcerated fan did, carve it into the wall of your cell with a crudely made shank.
I'm not pandering to my fantastically funny (and well endowed) readers when I say that this was actually a difficult decision. There were some damn funny entries this time around.
You're all fantasitc!
But some are more fantastic than others. Congratulations BeckEye. You've joined an elite club today and are now a Real Johnson Caption Master.
Despite a valiant attempt, "2 Guys, 2 Cups"
never became a viral sensation.
It is time once again to prove that Real Johnson readers are the funniest people in the blogosphere. Way funnier than those stiffs that read Parallel Polity, that's for sure.
Think you've got what it takes to be crowned the holiday edition Real Johnson Caption Master?
Submit a caption to this picture of dudes having a rad time and, if you're the funniest, you'll be legally entitled to post this Caption Master badge to your own blog, to your facebook profile or, as one particularly pro-petroglyph fan did, carve the image into the side of a mountain.
So now there's only one thing left to ask...
What the heck is going on here?