Saturday, October 1, 2011

WINNER: The Real Johnson Caption Contest (NSFW edition)

Congratulations to the winner of out most recent Caption Contest, Spitz.

 Spitz, you are now entitled to proudly display the badge below on your own blog, as your facebook profile picture or even, as one intrepid fan once did, tattoo it on your ass.

 Special thanks to guest judge Hell's Pell who stepped in because I just didn't give a shit couldn't choose one caption among all that hilarity!!!

 Congratulations, Spitz. You are a Real Johnson Caption Master.

"Amid the ongoing financial crisis in the united states, World Bank ups the ante and proposes not only a free gun with every account opening but also a Whore."

  
Original Post:

 

Man, I haven't done one of these in a long, long time. Which is really dumb of me because it's a genuinely popular feature of The Real Johnson, super simple for me to write, and one that usually gets a good amount of comments. So, yeah, I'm dumb.

And so, to make up for neglecting this popular feature, I figured I'd make it up to you with a double crowd pleaser: Titties and Guns! Woo hoo.

If you're new here, all you need to do is post a witty caption to the image below as a comment. The funniest comment will be crowned a Real Johnson Caption Master and AND will be legally entitled to post this fantastic badge of honour to their own blog or facebook profile.

Also be sure to "like" any of the other comments you "like." The amount of "likes" received might just sway my preference (really I'll just pick my favourite).

Oh and, what the hell, the winner will also receive something amazing in the mail from me* if they're willing to send me their address.

So what are you waiting for? Tell me...

What the heck is going on here?


*prize may or may not be amazing.

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